RECIPE FOR DESTRUCTION--THE PRISON SYSTEM
Step 1
Start with 2 pounds of Drug War
Mix vigorously with 2 cups unfair sentencing laws and 1 cup stop-and-frisk
Dump in 1 large bag of minorities (Whenever possible use the ones that have been soaked in poverty and stored in struggling neighborhoods).
Add 1 smaller bag of non-minorities to level out your prison population
Add a sprinkle of white collar criminals for color and flavor
Blend until your prison population turns a heavy shade of black and brown and then set aside.
Step 2
Get out your big Prison Industrial Complex bowl
Fill the bottom with 1-1/2 pounds of prison privatization
Throw in 30-40 cloves of desperate states with budget problems
Also add:
- 4 tablespoons of police corruption
- 1 heaping spoonful of incompetent public defenders
- A sprinkle of corrupt prosecutors
Season with the essence of institutional racism (for bitterness)
Stir your Prison Privatization until you achieve maximum corporate profit
Step 3
Get your big United States melting pot and combine your black and brown Prison Population with the Prison Privatization.
Spoon your mixture into prisons, making sure you fill each prison to the top (if you overfill a prison don’t worry about it).
Cook for about 30 or 40 years until your black and brown muffins are almost burnt to a crisp.
Remove from oven
Don’t forget to remove from oven!
Remove from oven!!!
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